d0nut
06-11-2006, 11:08 AM
A Mexican, Iraqi and a Texan are drinking....
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many illegal Aliens that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice."
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same
glass twice."
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America
we have so many illegal Aliens that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice."