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u_say_go
06-01-2006, 08:51 PM
ATLANTA - A group of robbers in Atlanta picked the wrong victim.

Police say former Marine Thomas Autry fought off four attackers on Monday night with a pocket knife. They say he killed one and seriously wounded another.

Detective Danny Stephens said Autry was walking home from his waiter job when attackers armed with a shotgun and a pistol chased him. The detective said Autry pulled the knife out of his backpack when the group caught him.

Stephens said the 36-year-old’s “training kicked in and he knew what to do.” He kicked the shotgun out of one attacker’s hands and stabbed a 17-year-old girl who jumped on him, as well as a man who also attacked.

The suspects fled, but police said they found them at a hospital, where the girl was pronounced dead.

Stephens said they face robbery and aggravated assault charges and are suspected in other robberies over the past week. Autry will not be charged.

d0nut
06-01-2006, 09:03 PM
Marine Thomas Autry was later found to be Chuck Norris wearing a rubber mask (and suffering from a head cold, hence the low body count).

u_say_go
06-01-2006, 09:14 PM
LOL!!!! I knew that was coming:rolf

d0nut
06-01-2006, 09:16 PM
I'm amazed I was able to be the first one to pull the trigger on that!



LOL!!!! I knew that was coming:rolf

1quickgtp
06-01-2006, 09:37 PM
my ninja will kick chucks butt :-p

Al
06-01-2006, 10:14 PM
SEMPER FI!!!

That is so awesome! More power to him!

I like to hear about someone from the armed forces coming through like that!

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If chuck norris was a marine, there would be no more wars.

Slow Joe
06-01-2006, 10:15 PM
That's awesome, those punk ****ers picked the wrong guy to **** with... :rolf

Knyghtmare
06-01-2006, 11:08 PM
Thats fawking funny. Thats dumb girl paid the ultimate price for being a god damn moron! :chair:

CruxGNZ
06-01-2006, 11:12 PM
Heard that on Paul Harvey's news and comment yesterday. I had a big smile on my face for a while. Freekin's lowlife idiots who refuse to get a job. *shakes head*

ProjectCamaro
06-01-2006, 11:37 PM
Just to bad they all didn't die.

Knyghtmare
06-02-2006, 09:18 AM
Just to bad they all didn't die.

:headbang So true.

penji04
06-02-2006, 07:42 PM
Probibly trying to get money to feed an addiction:loser

slow85vette
06-02-2006, 07:49 PM
Probibly trying to get money to feed an addiction:loser

I was thinking this too. Or else it could have been for thrills too... Who knows.

nismodave
06-02-2006, 07:57 PM
Well now the Democrats will try to outlaw knives.

mrz28M6
06-03-2006, 10:44 AM
see those MCMAP lessons help after all. lol

Al
06-03-2006, 11:41 AM
More on Autry:

http://www.ajc.com/services/content/metro/atlanta/stories/0601autry.html?cxtype=rss&cxsvc=7&cxcat=13

The Democrats are getting their way now...kinda