Bastardized Car names....

[Baddriver01]

So I'm working today and a guy comes in and asks for parts for a Ford F*cked Us.

I'm like "What?"

A Ford Focus ya know F*cked us...

Oh

We also have a Ford Exploder (explorer) he says...

What other funny names for cars do you guys use??? Let the poo-flinging begin...

[rally_scort]

cavaqueer
canobeer
sunflower
slocus

[Al]

Mustang
rustang
poopstang
poopstain
moostang
Cobra = slobra

Escort
pimpscort
shitscort

Supra
stupra

Pontiac 6000LE
Gooole

[sloLs1]

escort- escaporchse, racecort

mustang- 5.slow

and i think the other guys got most of the good ones!!!

[USMARINE1108]

I had a Pontiac 6000 STE. I called it the 6G.

[BlownMe]

Only to be fair, i've heard a few for our cars too.

Grand Prick
Fireturd
Slowmaro
Camaro SuperSlow
Pontihack

[juicedimpss]

one that works on all brands ( with woodgrain siding)
woodcedes

[GrimreaperSS]

Cavalier = Cadavalier or Canobeer
Right now I'm just a little to drunk to remember the rest of them!:rolf

[SmokinRAM114]

not to steal the thread but GRIM, i noticed the link in ur signature GIVER RACING... well how does this look?(right lower corner of the window) :thumbsup i know brad i went to school with him and he gave me this.my little brother also sports one on his truck.:headbang

[SmokinRAM114]

buick = ick
civic = shitvic
camaro = (some) rustaro

[Al]

Toyota Yaris = your-ass

[TwIzTiD Si]

Firebirds / Firechickens
Ford Focus / the Hocus Focus

Does this one count? You call a Mullet "Camaro hair"

[84hurst]

Ford Taurus - Ford Tore-Ass
Ford Focus - Ford Strokus
Thats all I can think of right now!

[MurphysLaw88GT]

Taurus=Tortise
Escort=escrotum
oldsmobile=oldsmopile

[rogerdarkness]

Supra - Poopra
Cutless - gutless

[johnny--2k]

Foucs - focunt

[Myles]

heres a easy one

del sol - del slow

[juicedimpss]

my suburban= bang bus

[TURTLE]

i'm surprised nobody has said this one yet...

neon = peon... lol

[PB86MCSS]

Monte CarSlow

Buick= Buford

The BOP boys for Chevy= Chebby

LeSabre= Lightsaber

Cavalier= Crapalier

Any SS= Super Slow

Cutlass= Nutless

Nothing too ingenius :)

[PARALYZER]

Mustang: Mudstain, $hitstang, 5.Ho

Trans Am: Trash Am

Misc: Granny National, Mont She Carla,

[TwIzTiD Si]

How about the Scion Xb.. "The toaster-mobile"

[PB86MCSS]

How about the Scion Xb.. "The toaster-mobile"

That or *Fugly*

[SmokinRAM114]

ford powerstroke = powerjoke or powerchoke
ford taurus = ford tortoise
jeep = heap

[Al]

Thunderbird = thunderturd or underbird (it will poop on you!)

Wrangler = Mangler

Bimmer = Bummer

[GrimreaperSS]

Forgot the Taurus = Cli-taurus, Farfignugen (sp) Far from pukin, Tuareg = Turd-rig or twat-rag, I think someone got the Rustang. There's so many more I just cant think of.

I got it BLUE! Dan and my little bro went to school together, I've known Dan since grade school. It's kind of funny, cause once in a while I'll catch a sticker or a shirt somewhere once in a while, and I'm just like "I have no clue who that is, but cool they got the Giver stuff."

[70challenger]

cutless- gutless
mercury mistyquie- mercury's mistake
thunderbird- thunderturd
GTO- GTslow

All the good one's were said already, i'll think of more tommorrow

[nismodave]

Mopar = Slopar

Probe = Anal Probe

Honda= Honduh

Cavilier= Caviqueer

Mustang= Putzstang

Firebird= Firechicken

[Slow Joe]

Touareg - Du-Rag
Passat - Pass At
Cadillac - Crapperac
Tahoe - Ho Ho
Mystique - Mistake
Escort - Ass-Cort
Focus - F*ck Ass
DSM - D!ck Sucking Males

Some of those were prolly already listed... Oh and I'll try to remember some more...

Oh yeah, and we always called my Jeep the Joop

[Black horse]

Ford taurus=Clitoris
camero=slothmaro
V.W bug=punch bug
mopar=more parts
trans am=5leader eater

[SRT4ME]

Cavilier= Cavaqueer, Crapilier, Cadavalier

Focus= F#ckus

RSX=RSsuX

Neon=Peon

Camaro= Slowmaro

Mustang= Crustang, Rustang, Mudstain

SRT-4= neon
;)

[SRT4ME]

Oldies but goodies...
FORD= Fix Or Repair Daily *or* Found On Road Dead

MOPAR= Most Old Parts Are Rusted *or* Move Over People Are Racing

[PB86MCSS]

Grand National= Regal...oh wait it is ;)

IROC= Italian Retard Out Cruising

[Myles]

Ford = F*cked Over Rebuilt Dodge.

[johnny--2k]

Ford - ****er only runs downhill
Ford - Found on roadside dead
Saab - sad attempt at beauty
Toyota - toy auto
Passat - piss ant
Dodge - drips oil drips gas everywhere
Fiat - Fix it again tony
Audi - Always under dealer inspection
Thunderbird - thunder chicken
SuperCoupe - StupidCoupe

[TURTLE]

caddilac = cattle smasher...

just another one i thought of...

[Teufelhunden]

MOPAR
Move Over Performance Approaching Rapidly
Mounds Of Power And Revs
Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
Massively OverPowered And Respected
Most Often Proven At the Racetrack

Chrysler
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

Mustang
Massively Ugly Sh1tpile That's Always No Good
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

Plymouth
Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap

Mitsubishi
May Involve Turbos, Sucks Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

IROC
Idiot Runs Over Cats
Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
I'm Really Out of Cash
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children

GTO
Get Tickets Often
Get Tires Often

Honda
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

GM
Get a Mopar
General Maintenance

Ford
Fourth On Race Day

BMW
Bought My Wife :rolf

[88camaro]

ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money Waster
Bring My Wad!
Blew My Wad!
Big Money Wasted
Bring Money Where?
Buy More Women



BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer

CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

CAMARO
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time

CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet


CHRYSLER
Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America

Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
PT Loser
PT Boozer

DODGE
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now

FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

FIAT
Found In A Trashcan
Finest Italian Automotive Technology
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It Another Time

FIRESTONE
Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers Firestone Overstates Reliability Data

FORD
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Rubbish Dump
For Old Retired Drunks
FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
First On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R&D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen


GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled

GM
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery
Great Mess
General Malpratice
Genital Motors
Give More
GiMme
Getting Malignant
Got Me
Grab Me

GMC
God's Mechanical Curse
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Gimme My Checkbook!
Get More Cash!

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!

HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside

Jeep
Just Empty Every Pocket
Just Expect Every Problem
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Just Expect Extra Payments

Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich

Kia
Keep It Away!
Kick It's Ass
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
KOREAN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT
Killer Implosion Awaits
Killed In Accident

LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image

LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
Most Are Zealously Duped Always

MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon


MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation

MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show


OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned

PORSCHE
PORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything


SAAB
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Styling Absent After Buyout
Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed American Buyers
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Sorry As A Bum

SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?

[Slow Joe]

GMC - Gay Mens Club

[nismodave]

It's slow, and I'm damn proud of it!

:loser

[SmokinRAM114]

gmc = generic made chevy
gay mans chevy
gay mans cadillac
gods mechanical creation

[Slow Joe]

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say something... IDK, I think I'll get less **** with that than I did with having my whopping 15.550 1/4 mi time in my sig... Just remember Dave it might be slow in a straight line, but we'll see how you keep up in those twisties... :goof

[zerepdivad]

cobalt
hobalt
noballs

[PB86MCSS]

Corsica= Corsicle

V6 Camaro or Firebird/Trans Am= Why? ;)

[penji04]

Toyota taco (Tacoma)

[Donny O.]

most I have heard have been posted....but didn't see these.

thunderbird=thunderchicken
thunderbird turbo coupe =turbo thunderchicken
super coupe=super chicken
firebird=fire chicken
firebird(with the bird on the hood)= puking buzzard

yeah we liked the chickens I guess.

some motorcycle ones

suzuki=slozuki
yamaha=yamahahaha
kawasaki=kawasucky

[HITMAN]

Mustang:
Moostang
Poopstain
Mudstain
Rustang
Crustang
Cumstain
Musty 'Tang
Five Point Slow

Cobra:
Slobra
Crowbar

Camaro:
Scumaro
Cumsrealslow
Slomaro
Slugmaro

El Camino:
Elco means slow

Chevelle:
Shovel
Chevette

Corvette:
Whoresweat
Snorevette

GTO:
GTSlow
GTNo

Firebird:
Fireturd
Tired-bird

Trans Am:
Trash Can
Trash Am
Ash Can

LeMans:
Lemons

Nova:
Avon
Slova

Mopar:
Slopar

Dodge:
Stooge

A couple from Renault
Alliance:
Appliance

Encore:
Recore



Matador
Mad Two Door

Cutlass:
Gutless
Slutass

Cavalier:
Cavalqueer
Scrapalier

Road Runner:
Load Runner
Toad Stunner
Road Chicken

Super Bee:
Stupid Bee

[Poncho]

Mustang = Probe.

[Slow Joe]

Mustang = Probe.

:confused Never heard of that one before..

[theavenger333]

Mustang = Probe.
thats just stupid

[Poncho]

heard it called that many times before.. likely cuz of the fact that the probe almost replaced the mustang.. durr.

[stowsea]

saturan
sert4 (Just a neon!)

[pnad]

Back in highschool I had a friend with a Chevette.
We took the che off and were proud to pimp 'the vette' around town.

Fritz: I will come pick you up in my Vette.
ho: You drive a Vette?!
Fritz: You betcha! :D