Fridays bad joke............

[d0nut]

A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple,perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see
record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

[TopStreetDsm]

I think alcohol intake is greater in the attempt to picture them half way, good looking.

"Why didn't Bush think of this?..." Have you ever been on air force one? Who says that guy isn't finding new and exciting ways to spend tax dollars!

[d0nut]

I have never been on Air Force One but.......

I have a cousin that was an electronics tech on it during Bush and Clinton admin. He was let go from the Air Force during the Clinton admin. The family thinks it was part of the "Don't ask/Don't tell" policy. Maybe Monica wasn't the only one playing with cigars cause we are pretty sure he likes to puff on a white owl now and then......



I think alcohol intake is greater in the attempt to picture them half way, good looking.

"Why didn't Bush think of this?..." Have you ever been on air force one? Who says that guy isn't finding new and exciting ways to spend tax dollars!

[TopStreetDsm]

Its too early for this sh!t !! :rolf