Happy Birthday Chuck!!

[BlownMe]

Its Chuck Norris's birthday!! He's 66. For those that didnt know, there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live!

[SlowStee]

is this serious??



I feel like I need to sacrafice an animal or something.. :stare

[BlownMe]

Yep, it really is his birthday.

[jbiscuit]

When Chuck Norris saw his mother bringing him a birthday cake, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face, killing her instantly. His mother should know that Chuck Norris doesn't like cake, he likes ice cream.

[Teufelhunden]

:bday Chuck

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[BlownMe]

Someone tried to come up with a joke beginning with, "Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?". The guy was instantly killed by a Chuck Norris chop to the throat for questioning Chuck's motives!

[Teufelhunden]

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.