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theavenger333
03-01-2006, 11:05 PM
Heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at the mall.

This happened to me at the mall, and it could happen to you anywhere.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car while you're loading your new stuff into your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
Yooformula
03-01-2006, 11:19 PM
Thats good! I laughed my a s s off!!
Cleveland Dave
03-01-2006, 11:23 PM
haha nice
Slow Joe
03-01-2006, 11:46 PM
Damn it, that's where my wallet keeps going? They look so honest... :rolf
ThatWhiteCivic
03-01-2006, 11:53 PM
I'll remember to keep a dozen empty wallets with me :)
awsomeears
03-02-2006, 12:00 AM
Hookers Again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TransAm12sec
03-02-2006, 12:47 AM
lmao
mrz28M6
03-02-2006, 01:52 AM
yea in that case i will bring a frickin empty wallet! lol considering i dont use a wallet
hrsp
03-02-2006, 05:22 AM
me too
wikked
03-02-2006, 06:20 AM
on a semi-related note:

I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks! :rolf
Scales
03-02-2006, 07:56 AM
:rolf
68RR440
03-02-2006, 07:58 AM
Dude, that made my morning, LMAO!! :rolf :rolf :thumbsup
GTSLOW
03-02-2006, 07:58 AM
:rolf nice one!
Berettaspeed
03-02-2006, 08:24 AM
ill just leave a 5 in my wallet..now where did you get scamed???
0TransAm0
03-02-2006, 04:29 PM
..now where did you get scamed???

i was wondering the same thing :)
VroomPshhTsi
03-02-2006, 04:59 PM
I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks! :rolf

peter griffin.... the only guy who thinks comedy is more important than the safety of his family

god i love that show, the quotes themselves are hilarious :banana1:

Meg: Hi, Craig. Umm, I was wondering if maybe you would want to, I don't know, go out sometime?
Craig Hoffman: Huh, that's about as likely as me playing by someone else's rules besides my own. Which I would never do. I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.
Meg: How 'bout a movie?
Craig: I don't go out with dudes.

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/ yeah i was bored enough to look up quotes shutup
84hurst
03-02-2006, 05:56 PM
lmao! Yeah, what shopping center was this? :rolf
Teufelhunden
03-03-2006, 09:24 AM
That was great. lol