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Crawlin
01-23-2006, 10:59 AM
first one is for Farm Truck

THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger_Markowitz)
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Rubbish Dump
For Old Retired Drunks
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data
First On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fault Of R&D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
Flipped over reservation decoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen

animal
01-23-2006, 11:00 AM
... :(

Crawlin
01-23-2006, 11:03 AM
Come on, find some Chevy and Dodge ones. I just posted this for Farm Truck because of his Thunderbird, haha

wikked
01-23-2006, 11:51 AM
Ford found a problem and circled it? (logo) :goof

nismodave
01-23-2006, 03:31 PM
:popcorn

d0nut
01-23-2006, 04:04 PM
How about Escort:
Either Suck C*ck Or Ride the Train.

BOSS LX
01-23-2006, 04:11 PM
You forgot about the one that is true 90% of the time!

First On Race Day! :devil

Slow Joe
01-23-2006, 04:17 PM
You forgot about the one that is true 90% of the time!

First On Race Day! :devil

Agreed... Except mine wouldn't be first on race day right now... In a straight line :rolf Now if the race weren't in a straight line... That's what I'm talkin about :thumbsup


How about Escort:
Either Suck C*ck Or Ride the Train.

LOL, Escort owners deserve this one... That's one of a few Fords I'd never own... That a Fiesta... And prolly a few others... :rolf

d0nut
01-23-2006, 04:56 PM
I a late model Escort Wagon by my brothers house Sat. It had a big bumper sticker on the back thsat said: Don't put my flag on your Import car!


Weren't the last Escorts Mazdas???

LOL, Escort owners deserve this one... That's one of a few Fords I'd never own... That a Fiesta... And prolly a few others... :rolf[/QUOTE]


Don't forget the Festiva! Or was it the Sombrero?? I forget......

Slow Joe
01-23-2006, 05:02 PM
The Festiva was made by Kia for Ford (from what I believe) before Kias were allowed in the US... If I remember right all Probes and Escorts had Mazda drive trains.. I could be wrong...

d0nut
01-23-2006, 05:13 PM
How would you like to be the guy who signed the papers that allowed Kia's to be imported? I wonder if he can sleep at night.........
:banana




The Festiva was made by Kia for Ford (from what I believe) before Kias were allowed in the US... If I remember right all Probes and Escorts had Mazda drive trains.. I could be wrong...

Slow Joe
01-23-2006, 05:35 PM
LMAO...

Here's an Acronym for ya...
KIA - Killed In Action
Now that one's kinda weird since it's a Korean car manufacturer, kinda makes ya think for a second, hey? lol

SloFarmTruck
01-23-2006, 05:45 PM
Camaro- Cant always move always rusts out!!

For you ford fans out therem and to get Crawlin back whens that car gonna run again anyways!!! :thumbsup

d0nut
01-23-2006, 05:48 PM
OK.. before everyone nails me with the Mopar stuff:

GMC= God's Mechanical Curse

GM= Get a Mopar


Not sure if I can say the Pontiac one without being called a racist....





Camaro- Cant always move always rusts out!!

For you ford fans out there.

Crawlin
01-23-2006, 05:54 PM
I a late model Escort Wagon by my brothers house Sat. It had a big bumper sticker on the back thsat said: Don't put my flag on your Import car!


Hahahaha, that was from Braeger. I remember the backlash that was caused by those bumper stickers...

Slow Joe
01-23-2006, 06:01 PM
Just remember...
GMC - Gay Mans Club
Oh yeah... And my Favorite...
DSM - **** Sucking Males

sloLs1
01-23-2006, 06:16 PM
Farmers Only Reason to Drink

BAD LS1
01-23-2006, 07:01 PM
GMC- Gay Mans Cruiser

ok there is one for the ford boys to stand on lol

d0nut
01-23-2006, 07:41 PM
Just thought of another one from the 80's:

IROC Itallian Retard Out Cruising

It's nice cause it offends so many in one shot....




GMC- Gay Mans Cruiser

ok there is one for the ford boys to stand on lol

Burgandy85SS
01-23-2006, 08:43 PM
Buy a Ford
Buy the best
Drive a mile
and walk the rest.

nismodave
01-23-2006, 08:50 PM
DSM........Doesent Start Motors

d0nut
01-23-2006, 08:58 PM
90% of all Fords made are still on the road.... the rest made it back!




Buy a Ford
Buy the best
Drive a mile
and walk the rest.