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Slow Joe
01-02-2006, 01:46 PM
September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Green Bay Blind Academy

October
05................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
02.................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect
knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide
the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
6 points.
2 - The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at
anytime.
4 - The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5 - The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the "Green Bay Tampons" as
they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt
blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

I found this and had to post it! :rolf

nismodave
01-02-2006, 04:28 PM
They will still go 4-12.

Favre will throw 35+ INTs.

pOrk
01-02-2006, 04:36 PM
lol