The Three Word Game

[Syclone0044]

I start by typing three words, and sentences are built three words at a time by each subsequent poster. So follow up the post with nothing but 3 more words! You can end the sentence with punctuation and start a new one too. After a while it should read like one really strange funny story. Also, works better if you turn your signatures off on these posts.



One summer night,

[MrBigShot]

I was smoking

[Yooformula]

while sitting on

[Syclone0044]

a big honking

[Ricky Bobby]

pot of gold,

[wikked]

when out came

[Syclone0044]

a leprechaun. I

[Crawlin]

said, "where's my

[Prince Valiant]

...Colonel sanders bish?!?"

[Crawlin]

Finger Lickin Good!

[Silver03SRT]

then one day,

[Syclone0044]

an incredibly hot

[Crawlin]

red headed woman

[Prince Valiant]

Said "Get out..

[Crawlin]

of my kitchen

[Prince Valiant]

Before I kill

[Crawlin]

this red lobster

[Prince Valiant]

." That's when I

[Crawlin]

gave her my

[Prince Valiant]

insulin, she appeared...

[Syclone0044]

to be floating

[Prince Valiant]

in and out

[wikked]

of consciousness when

[SloFarmTruck]

I woke up

[Prince Valiant]

and realized that

[HITMAN]

...

[BOSS LX]

she was naked

[SloFarmTruck]

and i was

[HITMAN]

covered in Play-Doh.

[Crawlin]

I said , "Holy

[Syclone0044]

cow, your sister

[HITMAN]

looks like Hillary! :wooo

[Crawlin]

just kick her

[HITMAN]

ugly butt out

[Syclone0044]

before I have

[HITMAN]

a friggin' seizure!

[Crawlin]

what's up with

[Prince Valiant]

lou bono's bbq?


hehe

[Syclone0044]

I had no

[HITMAN]

idea you were

[Syclone0044]

so good at

[Scales]

killing a post :goof

[HITMAN]

Why on earth

[Syclone0044]

would someone kick

[HITMAN]

a homeless man

[Syclone0044]

who was just

[HITMAN]

crapping his pants? :thumbsup

[HITMAN]

Because, one good

[Syclone0044]

method of smoking

[HITMAN]

is the Vietnamese

[HITMAN]

shotgun, you silly

[BlownMe]

crack smoking cocksmith!

[Prince Valiant]

did you know...

[SloFarmTruck]

I shat on

[STEALTHZR2]

your couch yesterday..

[USMARINE1108]

while the dog

[STEALTHZR2]

was barking at

[SloFarmTruck]

Your mom on

[Syclone0044]

marijuana. The wild

[STEALTHZR2]

beast in the

[Syclone0044]

69 Camaro came

[STEALTHZR2]

to a ROARING

[Flight_740]

firey exsplosion and

[STEALTHZR2]

drove off the

[Syclone0044]

Golden Gate Bridge,

[STEALTHZR2]

on sunday night

[Syclone0044]

after getting totally

[Lil' Five Seven]

drunk. I hope

[Crawlin]

i feel better

[Syclone0044]

after eating green

[Crawlin]

beans and jelly

[Syclone0044]

bellies. My worst

[HITMAN]

childhood memory is

[USMARINE1108]

when my pet

[HITMAN]

Rhinoceros fell into

[Syclone0044]

tons of money

[Crawlin]

and couldn't swim.

[Flight_740]

He later died

[Crawlin]

of huge wang

[Syclone0044]

Chung (http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/wang_chung/bio.jhtml) Fan Disease.

[Crawlin]

It means he

[HITMAN]

could afford to

[Syclone0044]

pay girls to

[HITMAN]

slather his humongous

[Syclone0044]

garage with plenty

[Crawlin]

.....

[HITMAN]

garage with plenty
of KY Jelly

[HITMAN]

:banana1:

[Crawlin]

from Sam's Club

[HITMAN]

on the twelfth

[Lil' Five Seven]

I never thought

[HITMAN]

I'd ever see

[Crawlin]

such a wonderful

[Cjburn]

girl who would

[HITMAN]

place her lips

[Syclone0044]

against an ice-cold

[HITMAN]

pair of brass

[Syclone0044]

door knockers. Nevertheless,

[HITMAN]

if you can't

[Syclone0044]

hate the playa,

[HITMAN]

drive a railroad

[HITMAN]

spike through his

[MrBigShot]

great balls of

[HITMAN]

steaming co-jack cheese.

[HITMAN]

By doing this,

[USMARINE1108]

you will instantly

[HITMAN]

trigger the improbability

[Syclone0044]

of cataclysmic events

[HITMAN]

, leaving behind a

[Syclone0044]

rattlesnake skin. Forty

[HITMAN]

score and thirteen

[Syclone0044]

little orange men

[HITMAN]

were having their

[Lil' Five Seven]

dinner. I wonder

[MrBigShot]

how long this

[Crawlin]

thread will last.

[0TransAm0]

hopefully not much

[MrBigShot]

longer , but I

[Lil' Five Seven]

i think it's

[MrBigShot]

Messed it up ^

[Lil' Five Seven]

Yeah i know

[MrBigShot]

how you like

[0TransAm0]

to pretend to

[MrBigShot]

be a gangster.

[BlownMe]

But youre still

[Syclone0044]

entering The Twilight

[Crawlin]

Zone baby cakes

[Lil' Five Seven]

how you doin'?

[STEALTHZR2]

Not to bad

[0TransAm0]

.gotta get me

[GTSLOW]

a red s10


:goof

[BlownMe]

TO POOP ON!! :thumbsup

[GTSLOW]

So the LT1

[BlownMe]

is the greatest

[slow85vette]

can rest in

[GTSLOW]

money pit ever.

in hell forever.

[BlownMe]

hes just kidding

[GTSLOW]

we all know

[Rocket Power]

Quad 4 rules!

[Yooformula]

Is it true

[Crawlin]

the easter bunny

[Yooformula]

likes to eat

[HITMAN]

rum cake before

[USMARINE1108]

he does his

[STEALTHZR2]

happy dance and..

[Rocket Power]

drops bunny pellets.

[HITMAN]

The great thing

[STEALTHZR2]

that corvettes have

[USMARINE1108]

is a little

[STEALTHZR2]

ripper shifter to

[97z2801ss]

drop his clutch

[STEALTHZR2]

and burn rubber

[Crawlin]

smoking the ricer

[SlowStee]

whos v-tec broke.

[Lil' Five Seven]

i bet you

[STEALTHZR2]

can't even beat

[Syclone0044]

fourteen year old

[STEALTHZR2]

in Vegas playing

[Scales]

tic tac toe

[Syclone0044]

without resorting to

[Scales]

calling "do over"

[STEALTHZR2]

but then wait

[Scales]

in walks the

[STEALTHZR2]

feather covered dog

[Syclone0044]

and his owner,

[STEALTHZR2]

with ten kids

[Syclone0044]

each holding huge

[STEALTHZR2]

pumpkins and knives

[slow85vette]

about to kill

[STEALTHZR2]

Willy Wonka and his

[Syclone0044]

bodyguard. In retaliation,

[STEALTHZR2]

but then willy wonka..

[SlowStee]

but then willy wonka..
you ****ed up!

[97z2801ss]

cuz he sucks

[HITMAN]

bodyguard. In retaliation,

Wonka orders his

[Cryptic]

oompa loompas to

[USMARINE1108]

get in their

[Cryptic]

tugboat and fling

[Prince Valiant]

their poo at

[Yooformula]

your momma, but

[Cryptic]

she didn't get

[USMARINE1108]

out of the

[Prince Valiant]

time-machine. Meahwhile, Bobo... :goof

[HITMAN]

the elephant-boy, hearing

[Yooformula]

that his genitals

[Yooformula]

were being repossed

[Prince Valiant]

by yo mamma

[nismodave]

blew his load.

[USMARINE1108]

Then, with a

[Red97GTP]

big loud bang

[STEALTHZR2]

Bobo ran out

[USMARINE1108]

the door to

[Red97GTP]

chase after his

[STEALTHZR2]

brother ridding a

[Lil' Five Seven]

bike in the

[Red97GTP]

rain, while eating

[Yamahachick02]

frozen mud cakes

[Lil' Five Seven]

Wow, those were

[Syclone0044]

the bustiest pair

[Poncho]

i ever bought.

[awsomeears]

when she decided.

[Poncho]

who the hell

[A B4C Z]

would come on

[STEALTHZR2]

the train with

[Poncho]

those two crazy

[STEALTHZR2]

monkey's and there

[CruxGNZ]

she spreads her

[Poncho]

peanutbutter and salsa

[y2kws6]

all over their

[97z2801ss]

soft shaven region

[y2kws6]

and then it

[Syclone0044]

began to rain

[Red97GTP]

inside her house

[y2kws6]

so they were

[Red97GTP]

playing hookie and

[theavenger333]

watching some cartoons

[Poncho]

when suddenly oompa-loompas

[Crawlin]

hopped out of

[Syclone0044]

the TV. Quickly,

[Poncho]

they jumped on

[theavenger333]

their crotch rocket

[Red97GTP]

and crashed into

[theavenger333]

a crusty valiant

[Nix]

that smelled like

[theavenger333]

yoosef's stanky breath

[Poncho]

after sucking on :rolf :rolf :rolf

[y2kws6]

a yoosof bobble-head

[y2kws6]

They then began

[ChevelleBabe88]

to start watching

[Crawlin]

naked news on

[ChevelleBabe88]

the PBS channel

[Red97GTP]

while eating some

[STEALTHZR2]

fried chicken and

[Poncho]

sauteed monkey nuts

[y2kws6]

one started chocking

[Poncho]

on the nuts

[STEALTHZR2]

when the HULK

[Rocket Power]

mooned the crowd

[Poncho]

with his huge

[STEALTHZR2]

butt and used

[Red97GTP]

old dirty rubbers

[Crawlin]

covering his microscopic

[HITMAN]

banana patch. Meanwhile,

[STEALTHZR2]

Batman and Robin

[Poncho]

mugged harvey birdman

[STEALTHZR2]

then took off

[Al]

On Mary Poppin's

[theavenger333]

crusty old umbrella

[y2kws6]

Then a gust

[Scales]

from down under